MILITARY BUMPER STICKERS

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases:

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"


"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"


"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"


"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."


"U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."


"U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"


"Stop Global Whining"


Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.


"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"


"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"


"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"


"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"


"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"


"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"


"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"


"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"


"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"


"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"


"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"


"If You Can Read This, Thank a Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank a Veteran"


"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem.






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