Monday, October 15, 2007
ACHMED THE TALIBAN? (Text & Video)
You Might Be A Taliban If...
...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
...You have more wives than teeth.
...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
...You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.
...You've ever had your camel repossessed.
...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
...You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my a$$ look too big?"
...You've felt the urge to "rub her out" after seeing a woman's exposed ankle.
...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
...You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
...You wipe your a$$ with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
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All satire must be based on facts and sadly yours is just based on phobia.
For starters Talibans never did nor will sell Heroine or other drugs, infact when they were in power all poppy fields were destroyed in days and cultivating it was death. Something US hasnt achieved with all its might, perhaps because it doesnt want to stop the opium of the masses!
More so, wiping your ass with water and your left hand is more hygenic then paper, perhaps the closest eqvilant to this cleanliness norm in the west are the french with their bidets.
anyways, remember, jokes are also based on real facts not fiction.
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