1. Obama is the Messiah, thou shalt have no other Messiah but Obama 2. Thou shalt idolize Obama in words and in art and in song. 3. Thou shalt not use the middle name of Obama in vain, or any other way. 4. Remember the 2004 DNC Convention speech and keep it holy 5. Honour all same sex marriages 6. Thou mayest murder children before birth, and right after birth too. 7. Thou shalt not commit capitalism 8. Thou shalt redistribute wealth 9. Thou shalt have your surrogates bear false witness for you 10 Thou shalt only covet the wealth of those who make more than $250,000, and make them pay for your house too.