Sunday, April 26, 2009

SUNDAY SATIRE & MORE

NEWS FLASH - NEWS FLASH - NEWS FLASH
The US Navy has stated that the Navy seals could have acted faster and rescued the captain of the Maersk Alabama last week, but had to wait until the White House could confirm that none of the pirates were related to Obama.
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE
FOLKS, THIS IS FROM A FRIEND I WORKED WITH SEVERAL YEARS AGO. HE CONFIRMS THIS IS TRUE, THE CENSUS IS USING GPS TO IDENTIFY YOUR HOMES. HE LIVES IN THE CENTRAL USA - from J.

Alan note: the Obama House is moving FULL control of the census from the Department of Interior to the Obama House. One church lady, being trained to become a census taker, quit in protest after seeing the kinds of questions that she would be required to ask this time around!

J., I’m afraid it’s too late. The other day a census worker came to my door after I got my dogs inside and explained that she was locating my front door with her GPS recorder.

I said I had to let the dogs out right away and since she did not have an appointment she would need to leave right away, she left promptly. When I thought about it, any one with a Garmin or the like has been able to do this for years.

Why in the blazes the government would want Longitude/Latitudes of our front doors, since we all have 911 addresses already is a serious question. The only use of those would NOT be for domestic purposes, but for use of foreign nationals that did not know how to find addresses, but can read a map....or the 80,000 USA troops currently being trained for Martial Law in Georgia during martial law clamp downs, who are not from our localities but can find anyplace with GPS coordinates.

However I do see the point that this will make it faster to just type in the name of your favorite “Enemy of the State” (enemy of Oba-Hussein) and presto you have nailed a returning US Veteran or some sleazy pro legal immigration advocate or even worse, the lowest of them all by then an "Anti-American" who believes in the Constitution. PRAISE TO OBAMA! UP THE REPUBLIC! POWER TO THE SOCALIST PARTY!!

(The new chant of the current administration).

You wanted “Change” you idiots, you got it!

Old: We the People of the United States
New: We the Peoples United Socialist States of America (PUSSA)

IMMEDIATE 100 DAY RESULT

LONGER TERM RESULT

Have you noticed all the little seedlings INCREASINGLY sprouting up all over the country? Something familiar to those who were there or lost loved ones in the last depression or know it well from their studies:

WHOLE FAMILY MURDER - SUICIDES!

Where children are also killed

Which are appearing in news reports across the USA

And include new LEGAL immigrants and some Illegals.

Do a search, Google or any other favorite, and input "News: Murder + Suicide" to get a quick overview. You will find among the rest some that consist of an 80+ year old husband and wife, who like many younger families are giving up at the hopelessness ObaHussein has made of their not worth continuing existence. Bloodthirsty Ayatollah Khomeini ordered killings after his power grab and take over of Iran, while STILL on a lower scale the actions of Presentent Oba-Hussein-Khomeini may well achieve rather similar fatality results through his stupid "change" and his destructive power grab in the USA.

1 comment:

The Word-Drum said...

Alan, This happened to a "Right-Wing Extremist" Gold Star Mother I know(from Band of Mothers). They came to her house, said they were census takers. It's a little early for that and as she told them to leave. They asked if they could mark the GPS position. Strange request. They could of just taken it.

She has confronted Murtha and Pelosi, and now she's an enemy of the state. Her son gave his life for freedom. Scratch that.


P.S. I'm posting at PatDollard.com and hope to find a way to feature your work there. He doesn't post from blogs. I will make something I can post from your blog, because it's still one of my favorites.

Cheers