ARE YOU STIMULATED?

In honor of the 44th President of the United States ,Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road ." Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person on the street holding a tin cup. You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream. Are you stimulated now? Perhaps you need this to do it" ANNOUNCING THE NEW 2010 OBAMOBILE... In a special news conference yesterday, Government Motors (formerly called GM) announced its new concept car slated for production after the November elections... The new GM proudly introduces the 2010 Obamobile... This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" Democrat owners. And, it comes equipped with the Al Gore f*rt collector bubble top to burn those planet threatening methane expulsions before they can add to global warming. The more you fart the further the auxilliary wind up motor will let you drive. A 12 ounce can of beans can take you an extra 40 miles. GM's ditty to promote the Obambi Mobile: Beans, beans, good for the heart, The more you eat the more you f*rt, The more you f*rt, the better you feel, So let's have beans for every meal. Good driving!