Thursday, February 02, 2012

WHY WE HAVE AN ARTIFICIAL OIL "SHORTAGE" IN AMERICA

Apart from the roadblocks Obama repeatedly places in getting at our OWN oil and natural gas reserves, sending BILLIONS and BILLIONS to his Middle East buddies and America's ENEMIES, cutey-cat Garfield has offered the real reason:

GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS

YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!!

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Coastal Alabama
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Coastal Mississippi
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Coastal Texas
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And.....Texas
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Our dipsticks (dipshits?) are located in Washington DC
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Any Questions?

NO? Didn't think So.

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